Born and raised in a little town in East Texas, schooled in Texas and New Mexico, with college and university degrees earned in Arizona, Kramer Wetzel considers himself a typical Sagittarius. First published in 1987, online since 1993, his horoscopes are popular, as well as one of the longest, continuously running of its kind — from global travel to a love of Shakespeare’s canon, to bass fishing around Austin, and bay fishing along the Texas Gulf Coast, Bubba said it best, “Kramer is a Zen Koan wrapped in a Hawaiian shirt and sandals.”

Personal consultations available via the website. Prefer in person? Usually he’s at Nature’s Treasures on alternate Tuesdays

Available: Most Afternoons, E-mail for Appt.

Website: www.astrofish.net

"No snappy quote here in English, or any other language."